YOU: I'm sorry... he's so lame.
Here, take these. My mom is always super stressed and they make her feel better.
Later that day
TEACHER: Group one, we're ready for you.
STUDENT: So that's the introduction and now it's Karla's turn.
KARLA: So, um, there were all these countries like China and England, that need allied things, and then the S.S. Roosevelt discount neutrality submarine.
Xanax can cause coordination problems and confusion.
YOU: Uh-oh, what have I done?
The Next Day
KARLA: I don't even know what happened. We went over that stuff so many times... I knew exactly what I was supposed to say. I could have done that presentation in my sleep!
STUDENT 1: Next time, don't bother trying to be in our group.
STUDENT 2: Does it mean ANYTHING to you that we are all getting one grade on that project?
STUDENT 3: We're all probably going to fail... thanks to you.
TEACHER: Yeah, Karla, I've got to say, this was disappointing. This is not like you. See me after class.
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