YOU: I'm not doing this right now. Let me know when you've calmed down and we can talk. Mario, just go, you've caused enough trouble already.
MARIO: You're breaking up with me? Alright, whatever, man. I don't need this. There are ten thousand other girls I could go out with. See ya.
The Next Day
FRIEND: I gotta go.
YOU: Can I talk to you a sec? So, listen, I'm sorry. I didn't think you would care. But he's not worth it. I'm going to block him on Facebook, and I already deleted his number from my phone. I mean, I can't believe you went out with that jerk. He didn't even pay for my movie ticket. He's so cheap.
KARLA: Well, I mean he's like in love with himself and he thinks he's God's gift to women. He's just a player.
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