Tell Karla You Are Going Out With Mario

YOU: Hey, so, before you hear it from someone else, I just want you to know that Mario asked me out. And...

KARLA: What?

YOU: I think we're going to hang out this weekend. I mean, I hope you don't mind. It's not like a big deal or anything...

Later That Day

KARLA: (pointing) Oh my God, you guys, Do NOT talk to HER! I need to tell you what she just did to me, and I am disgusted!

YOU: Are you kidding me? Did that just happen?

JENNIFER: Hey, are you okay? What's wrong?

YOU: (Sigh) So, you know how Karla and Mario broke up? Well, Mario started texting me, and Karla freaked out. I mean, she's crazy, and her drama is giving me a huge headache.

JENNIFER: Here, take these—it will help you relax. I got them from my boyfriend.